AIRPORT PICKUP

Hi i am wanting a number for someone who can pick us up from Alicante airport and take us to Quesada there are 5 of us

Weather Forecast Site

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Weather Forecast Site

Check the weather whenever you want on http://www.aemet.es/es/eltiempo/prediccion/localidades/torrevieja-03650

Sad News

The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my

wife. They said "Is this your wife sir?". Shocked I answered " yes".

They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus". I said

"I know, but she has a lovely personality"

TAPAS

We are looking for any recommendations of any Spanish places that offer homemade tapas dishes, what are the average costs of a racion, along with a traditional atmosphere.

Thought this would make you smile

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor?

'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'.

It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee, he won't even taste it.

Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'

A week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!

T'was horrid!... Just terrible, doctor!'

'Really? .......What happened?' asked the doctor.

'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.

He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!

With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters
and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'

'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years!

But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in 'McDonalds' again!

ENGLAND TO QUESADA BY ROAD

I am driving to Quesada from the Midlands in the next few weeks, does anyone want a lift or things bringing over?

RESTAURANT FOR SALE IN MURCIA 2000M2

Celebrations Hall Industrial Estate located in Molina de Segura (Murcia)

It has parking on the streets of the polygon. The ground floor of the restaurant is divided into four areas:

1 - Restaurant and bar, for everyday use and which serve meals for companies in the polygon, open from 09:00 am to 15:00 H.

2 - Lounge of celebrations for 400 people, which is usually used only for events on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays.

3 - kitchens and warehouses, which are tailored to the needs of services and allow food to 400 people attend.

4 - Services and others.

The dimensions of each of the areas are:

1 - Restaurant bar: 300 square meters.

2 - Hall of 500 square meters celebrations.

3 - Cooking 100 sqm warehouse.

4 - Services and other: 50 sqm.

CONTACT 0034 966 921 143 / 0034 692 034 379

LOOKING FOR INVESTOR AND/OR MANAGER TO RUN RESTAURANT IN RURAL TOURISM COMPLEX IN ALBACETE

RURAL TOURISM COMPLEX IN ALBACETE LOOKING FOR INVESTORS AND/OR MANAGER FOR THE RESTAURANT.

Virgen de la Cabeza is a rural tourism complex located in Nerpio (Albacete), in an incomparable natural environment and landscape. The complex has 6 newly built cottages are fully equipped with separate plot equipped with barbecue and private garden. Los Monteros, our restaurant offers a wide selection of typical local dishes. In the near future we will expand our facilities with the construction of a swimming pool, a hotel and a beauty center, thus forming a complete range of leisure and rural tourism in Nerpio for the entire year.

FOR MORE INFORMATION RING ADELE AT 0034 966 921 143 OR 0034 692 034 379 OR EMAIL AT [email protected]

PREMIERSHIP CHAMPIONS

Must congratulate Man Utd on winning the Premiership. Very unusual season this time around with all the teams beating each other and in particular drawing too many games. However you still need to be consistent over 38 games and you have to say they are worthy winners. Also well done to Man City for winning the FA Cup and in my opinion will be challenging for the league next year. Chelsea almost guaranteed 2nd spot, but Arsenal still need to win thier last game to ensure 3rd palce. Next week I will be commenting on the relegation situation and promotion from the Championship. Please feel free to offer your comments and opinions.